Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?"
Mom: "Because he never lies."
Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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