Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”