Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
A mother found out she was pregnant and told the good news to anyone who would listen. One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. ‘Yes!’ the four-year-old said. ‘And I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!'
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."