I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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That's just 3 random words.
I'm going to try now.
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I'm going to stand outside.
So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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A: The dark web.
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