Joke #8555

I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
Vote:
has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: internet, life

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
Vote:
has 82.10 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Vote:
has 76.49 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Vote:
has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Vote:
has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
Vote:
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
Vote:
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
Me: What do you call someone who isn't sure if they like egg nog or not? Wife: What? Me: An Eggnogstic. Wife: This is grounds for divorce.
Vote:
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: divorce, life, wife
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
Vote:
has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
Vote:
has 82.07 % from 448 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, internet