I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?"
My simple answer is:
It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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That's just 3 random words.
I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang".
I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?
A: Look for sesame seed buns.
Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you.
What do you do?
U stop imagining...
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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FOUR stages of girl & boy relation!
1. hand in hand.
2. that in hand.
3. hand in that.
4. that in that.
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.
The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
No.
The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
No.
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck."
The farmer shot Chuck.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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