Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.