Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.