Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."