Joke #11855

Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
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There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil. The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth. So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed. 1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick hurts I'm never having sex again", poof back to earth. Open the alcoholic room and he say "Im never having beer", and gets sent back to Earth. Then the Devil opens the weed addicts room and the Weed addict punches the Devil in the face and says "you forgot my lighter bitch!"
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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
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After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a dildo! she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the dildo". The husband replies "explain the kids?!"
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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