If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed?
A: You can't smoke too much weed.
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: How do you know when you are stoned?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.