Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
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A: Marijuana
There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil.
The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth.
So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed.
1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick hurts I'm never having sex again", poof back to earth.
Open the alcoholic room and he say "Im never having beer", and gets sent back to Earth.
Then the Devil opens the weed addicts room and the Weed addict punches the Devil in the face and says "you forgot my lighter bitch!"
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it.
Why?
Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex.
No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: He was very thinkful.
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