Q: What do pirates wear in the winter?
A: Long Johns!
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Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Obama and his generals in the Pentagon discussed, and they could not agree on, what is the best time for the assault on Russia.
Finally, they decide to ask the French: "When is it best to invade Russia?"
The French answered: "We do not know, but certainly not in the winter, it would go wrong for sure."
Therefore, it would probably be better to ask the Germans: "When is it best to invade Russia?"
The Germans answer: "We do not know, but it certainly would not be in the summer. We have tried, already..."
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Someone proposes to ask China that is progressive and always comes up with a new idea.
So they asked the Chinese, "When is the best time to invade Russia?"
The Chinese replies: "Right now!"
Russia began to build "The Strength of Siberia" pipeline, "Turkish stream", The Spaceport "Vostochny", The Bridge to the Crimea, and in the near future they will modernize the BAM, they are building new sports complexes for the World Cup in football and athletics, they are planning oil extraction in the Arctic...
Right now they do need a lot of POW as work force.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
A: A snowmobile!
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.