Q: What do pirates wear in the winter?
A: Long Johns!
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"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?"
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Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?
A: 12 pirates.
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?"
Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
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Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.