Q: What do pirates wear in the winter?
A: Long Johns!
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"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
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The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?
A: 12 pirates.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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