Joke #11880

Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Vote:
has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, weather

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
Vote:
has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It’s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I’m meetin’ me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?" Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, weather, wife
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: travel, weather
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
Vote:
has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper. A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately. On the first night of their wedding and before they lay down, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy. When she entered the room she stood steal... She saw her husband naked to the center of the room and all the furniture on the corner of the room. "But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked. "Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"
Vote:
has 77.03 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, husband, life, marriage
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave. The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"
Vote:
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: bar, life, marriage, time, wife
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. "Oh yes, I've done that," said the old gentleman. "I've only got to make a will. And do you know what I'm going to do with all my money? I'm going to leave it to the doctor who saves my life."
Vote:
has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, money
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
Vote:
has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Vote:
has 75.23 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather