Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: What do pirates wear in the winter?
A: Long Johns!
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
A: Have an ice day!
The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?"
"Yeah, for sure..."
"And then... What are you waiting for...?"
Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.
One day she argued with a lion.
The next day was the first of June.
Why?
Because that was the end of May!
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Wishing to prove to his wife that he loved her for more than sex, the young man bought her a
lovely bouquet of roses.
Despite his good intentions, however, the devoted husband received a
suspicious look when he handed her the flowers.
"I suppose," she said, "that now you expect
me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread."
"Why?" said the young man.
"Don't we have a vase?"