I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
