I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Music teacher tells Peter:
"I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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