I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
