I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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