I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
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A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother.
'You should be on the radio,' said his brother.
'You think I'm that good?'
'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: She will "let it go let it go".
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
