I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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Two old friends met by chance on the street.
After chatting for some time, one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me."
The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?"
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own presents.
You are always meeting new friends.
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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory."
Friend: "What did he do?"
Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory."
The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?"
Johny: "What?"
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?"
Patient: "What pills?"
When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents.
I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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