I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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Two old friends met by chance on the street.
After chatting for some time, one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me."
The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?"
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own presents.
You are always meeting new friends.
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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory."
Friend: "What did he do?"
Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny.
"Let's play schools," said Jenny.
"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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Patient: "Doctor, I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "I understand."
Patient: "Understand what?"
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend?
A: He wiped his bottom.
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*How girls become friends*
Omg I love your shoes!
*How guys become friends*
Excuse me sir, I see you fuck bitches, I myself, also fuck bitches.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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