I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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Two old friends met by chance on the street.
After chatting for some time, one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me."
The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?"
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own presents.
You are always meeting new friends.
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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory."
Friend: "What did he do?"
Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people.
It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch.
Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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The most effective way to remember to buy something to your wife for St. Valentine's Day is... to forget it once!
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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?"
Patient: "What pills?"
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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