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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.