Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.