Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ball over the inlet of water between him and the green.
But each time the ball splashes into the drink.
In utter frustration the golfer said, "Caddie, take my clubs on in, I'm going to jump into the water and drown myself."
The caddie replied, "I doubt that, sir. You couldn't keep your head down long enough to drown!"
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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