Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
Mama Bear and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand.
The judge says, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?" "No," Baby Bear replies.
"He beats me."
The judge then asks, "Do you want to live with Mama Bear?"
"No," Baby Bear replies.
"She beats me too."
So the judge says, "So who do you want to live with?"
Baby Bear replies, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody."
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him.
"I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.
"You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork