Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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A: An instagram
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A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Will: "I don't know."
Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Michael was watching the derby game between Manchester United and Liverpool;
Old Trafford was packed and there was only one empty seat – next to Michael.
‘Who does that seat belong to?’ asked the person in the next seat.
‘My wife usually sits there.’ Michael replied.
‘But why isn’t she here?’ the neighbor persisted
‘She died.’ Said Michael in a matter-of-fact tone.
‘So why didn’t you give the ticket to one of your friends?’
‘They’ve all gone to the funeral.’ said Michael.
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