The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal.
Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet.
Of course, they should at the court.
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A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately.
‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man.
‘Watch them!’ says his wife.
‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
Julia began her job in a secondary school as a counselor and she was keen to help the pupils.
One day during break-time she noticed a girl standing all by herself on one side of the playing field while the rest of the children were enjoying a game of soccer at the other end of the field.
Julia approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said that she was.
Some time later, however, Julia noticed that the girl was in exactly the same spot, still by herself.
Going up to her again, she enquired, 'Would you like me to be your friend?'
The girl hesitated, then said, 'Alright,' while looking at Julia with some suspicion.
Feeling she was making progress, Julia then asked, 'Why are you standing here all alone?'
'Because,' the girl said with a large sigh, 'I'm the goalie!'
"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy."
Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!