Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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