Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork