Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.