Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.