Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.