Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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