I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.