I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy.
Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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Usain bolt can finish a race...
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He got the gas bill.
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Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
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There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building.
The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!"
The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet.
The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in.
Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says:
" I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet.
Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in."
The first man says" Ok, sure."
The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below.
He is dead.
Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."