Joke #11916

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.

Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...

According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".

One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"

I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.

What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.

Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"

Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!