One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
Vote:
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
Vote:
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
Vote:
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
Vote:
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Vote:
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Vote:
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
Vote:
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
Vote: