One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy.
Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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