One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."
Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"
Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well?
A: Kill himself.
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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