Joke #11971

Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.

Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.

Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!

A couple of years ago the english national team was about to start training in preparation for an important qualifying match when the manager at the time, Sven-Goran Eriksson, discovered a big turd in one of the penalty areas on the practice pitch. Ok boys, he said, who's shit on the ground? Emile Heskey replied: "Me coach, but I'm good in the air!"

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.

A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...

If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.