Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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