Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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