Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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