Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.