Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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