Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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