Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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