Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.