Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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