Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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