Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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