Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.