Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...