Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!