Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.