Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.