Joke #3065

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.

You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.

Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.