Joke #3065

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.

Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!