Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.