Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. Friend: How? Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."