Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!