Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.