Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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