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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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