Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.