Joke #1204

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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