Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon