Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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