Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.