Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.