Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.