Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Vote:
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Vote:
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Vote:
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Vote:
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Vote:
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
Vote:
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Vote: