Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.