Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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