Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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