Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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