Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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