Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.