Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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