Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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