Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.