Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.