When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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