When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.