When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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