When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.