When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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