When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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