When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.