When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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