When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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