Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Once.
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Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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He didn't, his beard grew him.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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