Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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