Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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