Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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