Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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