Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"