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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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