Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.
The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church.
They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir.
The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church.
The priest was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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