During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.