What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay?
"Brace yourself, Sheila."
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What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A.A dog is always happy to see you
B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How is a man like a microwave oven?
Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man.
But hell does that burn!
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately.
If only men would listen...
Q: Why do men fart louder than women?
A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.