How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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100 people that don''t do dick!
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Fur traders.
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A. She kept having affairs with men!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
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A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating.
The American husband asked, "how did you find out?"
The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
Two gays were at a dance.
As they were jigging about the floor with each other.
Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?"
"No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.