How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Rudolph the well hung reindeer,
Had a great enormous cock,
All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock,
All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small,
Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all,
Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong...
Fuck my arsehole all night long!"
Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say,
"Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Hay.
Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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