How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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100 people that don''t do dick!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A: They exchanged loads.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "May I push in your stool?"
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!