How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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100 people that don''t do dick!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k?
A pain in the ass!
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"