How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick?
A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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When two men have sex what position are they going to be in?
But what about when two dogs have sex?
That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex?
That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.