How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other.
One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each.
Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
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