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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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More gay banter... Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started discussing them. The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned a factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture. The second man said his son was doing just as well. He was a manager at a car sales firm. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari. The third man said his was doing well too. He was a manager at a bank. Why,just the other day he gave his best friend a the money to buy a house. The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn't amounted to much. But he must be doing something right because,just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari by his friends!
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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