What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
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A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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A pain in the ass!
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A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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What's the definition of a poofter?
A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."