What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
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100 people that don''t do dick!
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All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.