What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
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100 people that don''t do dick!
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All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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A: Sum Yung Gi.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "May I push in your stool?"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor.
The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die.
As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar.
He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk."
And he entered the bar, drank and died.
At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street.
The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!"
"Why? I want to smoke so much."
"If you bend... we both are dead!"
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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