What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
A guy and a girl are roommates in college.
The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and:
Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..."
Her: "Really?!"
Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?"
Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore."
Him: "Great! So he's available?"
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.
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What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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