Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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