Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.