Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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