Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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