Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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