Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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