Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
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A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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