Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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