Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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