Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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