Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Some newly-weds arrive to the hotel and the girl very afraid tells her husband:
"Honey, I don't know nothing of this, can you help me, please?"
I will Honey, starting from this instant, we will call your thing the prison and my thing will we call the prisoner, so... we will put the prisoner in the prison"
And they throw the first one.
and the guy is laying face up on the bed, but the girl was delighted and tells her husband:
"Love, the prisoner is outside the prison!!!"
The guy not very delighted tells her:
"Lets put him into the prison another time!!"
And the second ...but the girl is very sweet-toothed and she tells him:
"!! Honey !!!... .The prisoner is out again!!!"
The man rises, with the legs like a recently born foal.
And they throw the third!!! He is laying on the bed, exhausted and the girl says:
"!!! Honey, the prisoner escaped again!!!"
And he answers with his last breath:
"HEY !, It's not life imprisonment!!
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom?
No?
Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
Vote:
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
Vote: