Joke #12308

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!

Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.

In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"

Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.

One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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My wife just nudged me and said, "you weren't even listening, were you?". I thought, 'that's a strange way to start a conversation'.