Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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A: Long distance!
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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