Joke #12308

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Wife: "There's something preying on my mind." Husband: "Don't worry, it'll soon die of starvation."
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Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Scene: A radio newsroom. Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air." Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it." Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
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A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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