Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"
The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?"
The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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