Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."