The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.
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But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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I wouldn’t say that inflation is making my life difficult, but I’m now starving on an income I used to dream about.
What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Well goodnight everyone.
I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
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