Joke #12319

The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.

You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.

Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.

A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly. The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"

Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.

Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.

William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'

Do you squat here often?

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.