Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.