Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.