How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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