How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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