How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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