How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
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Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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