Joke #1242

How do you get a nigga out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.

Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.

What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!

Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.

Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.