Joke #1242

How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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