How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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