How do you get a nigga out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.