How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.