How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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