How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!