How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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A: Who cares?
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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