How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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