How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
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