How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People