Joke #1242

How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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