Joke #1242

How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!

Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.

What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.

The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.

Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!

I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.

A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.