Joke #1242

How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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