Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.