Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays?
A: Romeo and Julius.
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals.
At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him.
"Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat!
What's up with that I wonder!"
The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife.
We went to the games together."
"Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously.
"She passed away," said the gentleman.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man.
Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
Q: Why are gays so happy?
A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him.
"I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.
"You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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