Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.