When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.