Joke #9053

When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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