When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.