Joke #12765

Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.

Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.

Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.

Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.

Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."