Strong people don't put other people down. They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
Do you squat here often?
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.