Strong people don't put other people down.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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Me: "What does this machine do?"
"Sir, that's a bench."
Me: "Perfect."
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A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
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A: He was destroying his calves.
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