Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one!
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."