Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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