Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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