Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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