Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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