Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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