Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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