Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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