Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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