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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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