Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.