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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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