Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.