Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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