Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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It's not much of a fight....
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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