Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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