Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.