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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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