Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.