Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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