Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.