Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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