Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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