Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."