Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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