Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Just Chuck Norris.
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We decided to go the humane route.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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