Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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