Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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