Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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