Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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