Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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