Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!