Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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