Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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