Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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