Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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