Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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