Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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