Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.