Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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