Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.