Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.