Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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