Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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