The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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