Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit.
When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram.
However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim.
She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.