Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.