Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys."
Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.
"That was amazing," exclaimed the coach.
"I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?"
"Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet.