Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
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The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
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A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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An udder failure.
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