The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low.
The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy."
Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir."
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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You know who's mad at Kobe?
Every other player in the NBA.
You know why?
Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring.
Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum.
Cause you know how women are, man.
Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.
Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line.
Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
The email server is unable to verify your server connection.
Your message has not been delivered.
Please restart your computer and try sending again.
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